Jimmy: Hey! You still owe me money from last week when I bought you that coat.
(I know this seems a little silly. Long story.)
Me: I know. I didn't forget.
Jimmy: Well how about this? Instead of giving me the money you can just say that the coat is your Valentine's Day present.
Me: Yeah. Good plan. Then I won't be disappointed when you don't get me anything.
You do know I'm not getting you anything, right?