Friday, April 1, 2011

I'm Ruined!

About 2 weeks ago I squished my camera between my huge ass and the floor and broke the screen. I pulled it out a few days ago to take some after photos of my house and realized that it doesn't have the hole thing-y to look through! No damn viewfinder on a camera? What the hell?
I decided to try my hand at taking a picture on the fly without a screen or an eye hole thing-y and guess what? I'm an idiot. I am sure that my inability to do a puzzle, estimate size and distance, play the Memory game and take a flippin' picture are all related to a missing piece of my brain. Something to do with spatial relationships and hand eye coordination. D'oh!

Attempt at chicken picture:

If you look closely you can see a tiny bit of chicken head on the bottom left.

Several attempts later. A blurry and poopy (literally) shot: