Warning: This post is R-rated and may not be suitable for those offended my drinking, swearing or general unruliness.
I will certainly tell more but lets just say that it is never a good idea to get drunk before you even make it to Ontario. Things heard in the van on the way to Portland...
1) Hey, I'll go halfsies with you on that c*** pump!
2) You can use that one to make sweet love to your lady friend.
3) Oh my god I forgot to wash the dick off my shoulder.
4) Dude, do not throw that bag of puke out the window.
This is all I have from the trip there because I was drunk then sober and starting all over again by 7 p.m. I obviously didn't hear all the things said while I was passed out and a penis was being drawn on my shoulder. I don't know what it is about Jimmy's friends but they bring out the worst in me...or the best?! I don't know but I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.
Coming tomorrow...things heard in the van on the way home. I have a lot more of those because, well, I wasn't unconscious!