MOM!! DON'T READ THIS!
My brother and Kels are staying at my house for a few days...ah the circus is in town.
Last night (while perusing craigslist hookers. highly entertaining. try it.) Joe came across a lovely looking (obviously male) woman and said to Jimmy, "Ooh! Check her out!"
To which Jimmy replied (not knowing it was a man), "Not bad"
Which of course set him up for a good 'ol junior high ribbing.
"You heard it! Jimmy thought the shemale was hot",
"Hey Jimmy! Do you know how I know you're gay?"
The conversation quickly deteriorated to some horrible conversation involving the desirability of various parts on various people and this brings me to the quote of the week:
(Courtesy of Joe)
"Think about it! Think of the hottest girl you know. Ok, now add a dick. Ruins it doesn't it?"