Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Ways To Kill Time

7:55-8:15 Be in a huge hurry so you're not late for work. (20 minutes)

8:30-9:00 Herd 15 pre-schoolers from inside to outside (30 minutes)

11:15-11:45 Herd your own children through the school building (30 minutes)

12:10-12:20 Chat it up with Buffy while helping more pre-schoolers get their lunches out (10 minutes)

6:30-6:45 Give some really good under-dogs on the swings at the park (15 minutes)

9:00-10:00 Be a catty bitch looking at people's MySpace pages while talking to your best friend on the phone (A whole hour!)

2 hours and 45 minutes over a 15 hour period....Auto-Pilot? Distraction? Blankness? Peace? Whatever you call it, it was 2.75 hours when I thought only about what I was doing at that exact moment. The other giant expanses of time? Well, that is a whole other thing.

[Edited: JEEZ! Someone get this lady a Prozac! I think it's time to do the 'Prozac Flickr Collage!']

[Edited again: Make that an 18 hour period. I'm still awake. With no sign of sleep in sight...probably a 20 hour period. Damnit.]

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